English Jokes

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?
CLASS: Maria!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I
am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.